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In Melbourne’s parks we can get on the beers but not on the bog | Claudia Hooper
The serpentine, socially distanced queue isn’t for the hipster food trucks but the toilet. The one toilet
The scones are fresh, sandwiches packed and the beers are cold – enough. For the most part, Melbourne has put on some surprisingly delightful spring weather to facilitate catch-ups of groups smaller than 10 in the parks, gardens and golf courses of the city.
But the novelty wears thin on the garden gatherings and bucolic brunches as soon as you stand up (sometimes not that easy after an hour plonked down on the grass) and see, with great dismay, that the serpentine and socially distanced queue isn’t for the hipster food trucks set up nearby but for the toilet.
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